Lunatic consumes unsatisfactory DS game

In a move that can only be a product of the generation engendered by Tom Green and the show Jackass, a brash gamer has taken it upon himself to demonstrate his dislike of shovelware by crushing a copy of Crazy Pigs with a mallet, placing the splinters in a blender along with several more palatable ingredients, and drinking the resulting fluid.

It looks fairly perilous, but you don’t actually see him swallowing any cart parts, and I’ve got a feeling he was careful to avoid ingesting any shards, if only because a man this deeply opposed to shovelware is unlikely to risk puncturing his stomach wall over it. Still, he probably paid for the game, which indicates a certain degree of misguidedness.

It’s a shame more people don’t take action over the nonsense that befouls Nintendo’s libraries. After all, it was the Nintendo Seal of Quality that rescued the videogame industry from its great depression in the 1980s, and now that company is the single biggest culprit of giving unsatisfactory games a platform. Perhaps if we all ask a friend to film us destroying a shovelware cart, the world will actually become a better place.

That said, I reviewed Crazy Pigs. It’s not that bad.

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