No surgeon impression is complete without the obligatory “scalpel…forceps…bone saw…” request, acted on diligently by your hunky / sexy nurse, before he/she mops your sweaty brow and coos at your skills. Now Trauma Centre players can replicate that precise scenario in front of the Wii (sans brow-mopping) with these purpose-built accessories on sale now. Without them, you’ve no doubt been missing out, but you too can experience the feel of cold steel instruments of life-giving in the palm of your hand when you operate / point at the screen. And when we say “cold, steel”, we mean “lukewarm plastic”. And when we say “experience”, we mean “waste your money on”.

It begs the question how such crudely made tools would add to the experience, particularly when one such instrument looks more like a pizza slicer than anything we’d know about. Even if they were authentic, the chance of them improving your game are next to none. We await with baited breath the next pointless peripheral announced for the Wii. Our guess? Um, it can only be a spade and umbrella add-on for the next Animal Crossing. Prove us wrong.

Source: Go Nintendo

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This entry was posted on Tuesday, January 22nd, 2008 at 11:51 pm by James Lyon
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