New Mario is cold and lifeless - we mean his figurine, silly
“It’s-a me! Plastic Mario!” Model makers Corgi, purveyors of finely made small-scale replica vehicles and figurines, have revealed the first six of their twenty-four strong range of collectible Mario figures. From December you’ll be able to spend your hard-earned pocket money on useless tchotchkes in order to make corporeal your unrequited Nintendo love. Sit them on top of your monitor and smile gleefully at their never changing faces, happy in the knowledge that you’ve blown your budget on useless materialistic trinkets. No! Better to keep them in their package. That way they’ll never lose their value.
That’s right. These pointless things do nothing except take up valuable shelf space that could instead be used for something more sophisticated. You definitely won’t see us going out and buying these.
That’s right, Mario. You’ll never replace our Dead or Alive figurines. Never!
Source: Advanced Media Network
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