It’s Tantra, baby - yoga training on the DS
Now look here, Konami. I play videogames, okay? I’m not interested in any of that new-fangled yoga-nonsense. So why on earth are you releasing a yoga trainer for the DS in November? It’s madness, I tell you. Next thing you’ll be expecting me to stick some insense into the slot where the stylus resides.
But of course, “Let’s Yoga” isn’t aimed at the traditional gaming audience. It’s aimed at the kind of weirdos who dress up in tight lycra and contort their bodies into painful positions. The same folks, perhaps, who’ll be investing in Wii Fit. Good luck to them, I say. If they’re stupid enough to believe any of that gubbins is good for their health, they’re stupid enough to spend money on whacked out software like this.
Now, where did I leave my roll-up mat? I’m going to be late for my pilates class.
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