Why A Woman Will Always Choose A Nintendo Fanboy Over A 360 Or PS3 Fanboy
1) Because they’re not afraid to get full-sleeve tatts declaring their devotion to Shigeru Miyamoto, even if it does mean getting planked by 360 fanboys everywhere they go. Seriously, someone who isn’t wary about inking cute little Yoshis scrambling along his shoulder MUST be good in bed.
2) Because when everyone else is dressing up as ‘V’ from V for Vendetta for Halloween, this chap dresses up as not one, but three wii’s. Quality and quantity, that’s what us girls like to see. Plus, we hear his wiimote is huge.
3) Because sitting through nine hours of pain and discomfort feels like nothing to a man who has battled through the second level, ‘Tubular’, of Super Mario World on the SNES and gotten out the other side alive.
4) Obviously the younger you indoctrinate the kids into worshipping the Temple of Nintendo, the more intelligent and internet-savvy (which is the best intelligence available) they become. Hence, why the Nintendo Sixty-foooooouuuurr kid went on to flog his N64 console for over $1,000 on eBay. Nintendo = brains = money. Simple.
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November 7th, 2006 at 1:26 pm
[...] WiiWii, apart from being the best name for a blog ever, is dedicated to the Nintendo Wii gaming console. What caught my eye was this post. Specifically, this huge tattoo of nintendo creatures. [...]
March 25th, 2007 at 6:01 pm
Do you have the Yoshi-tattoed-guy’s phonenumber?
XD
April 2nd, 2007 at 11:12 am
ya id like his number too! that is freaking amazing.
April 16th, 2007 at 1:24 pm
That bit abut the Tubular level made me laugh, because it’s so true. The satisfaction you get from defeating those levels is almost orgasmic. ^_^
April 16th, 2007 at 9:07 pm
HAHAHA that’s my arm up there. I posted these pics last year sometime, and never really looked to see if anyone picked up on them. I was at the National Tattoo Convention this weekend (where I won an award for my artist) and several people told me that they had seen my arm online, so I had to google my own arm today. Cool stuff. By the way the parts that you can’t see in these two pics, are the Goomba, Toad, and Wario, all on the inside of my arm. Thanks for all the great comments.
August 29th, 2007 at 4:26 pm
that tattoo tis sweet my dad owns a tattoo shop in bradford pa called inkalicious tattoos